my stupid fucking worthless life

So my dumb fat ass ugly four eyed stupid lifesucking racist daughter of a real FUCKING CUNT boss fired me today because I was 26 minutes late to work today. Let me inform all of you that my job is on the campus of my school and this is registration/finals week where everybodys schedule is hammered with extra unplanned shit. I have been waking up every day for the past few days at 5 to register for classes and each day the fucking classes i wanted were all filled. So i went to my counselor this morning and he helped me sooooo much and got me into some classes i really needed. (relief) of course i was running late, called my manager (she told me it was fine) then after i leave work (my other bitch ass manager) calls and was like oh you were late and we have a no tolerance for tardies. you stupid racist bitch ass whore every fucking other bitch i work with can call out sick every fucking day and who would they call to pick up the shift??? ME! and who works 30 hours weeks on a 19 hour max work limit? ME! and who is the best, quickest, and most accessible worker? ME! im so pissed I dont know what to do. I was supposed to be done with my fast yesterday but for some fucking reason I cant eat anything. I thought yesterday it was just because I was coming off the fast, but today i mentally told myself while walking to get a sandwich that i did NOT NEED THE FUCKING FOOD, walked my fat ass back to my dorm and cried. am i going crazy? i feel like i am.....someone help me..i feel like dying.